Unsafe Safety Data Sheet (USDS)

How to Play

Fill in the blanks, then make one selection from each deliberately promptless menu. When you submit the form, your browser will assemble a custom Unsafe Safety Data Sheet from your answers.

Privacy: Your browser builds the results page from your answers, which are passed in the results-page URL. That URL may be recorded in browser history or server logs. Do not enter anything private or genuinely incriminating.

For maximum absurdity, complete every entry before peeking behind the curtain.